Girl's got spirit, huh?
Tries to poke me in the eyes just for hittin' on her...
But that face... She's totally my type!
Yeah...
Just let us play with you a little!
Ow! What's with her?!
Bitch! Don't you look away when we're talkin' to you!
Think you're too good for us...
Hey! What're you doing over there?!
What?
Pain in the ass...
Forget it. Let's just go.
What's your name?
Kaimei Academy's Student Council Secretary Yamada Catherine Hanako.
I was wondering who was over here, and it turned out to be you, Daisey-san?!
They picked a fight with you, huh? Are you okay?
Shut up.
What the hell? A guy shows concern for you...
Shut up, sewer insect.
Insect?! I'm an insect?
Bullseye!
The Sket-dan can't ignore someone who's in trouble!
You're welcome!
What did you do to Munmun?!
It's my favorite strap!
Jerk! What the hell?! I helped you!
Shut up. I don't recall asking for any help.
Episode 59: Tsubaki and Daisey
I don't recall asking for any help...
...is what she said!
Is that supposed to be Asahina-san from the Student Council?
Is it a good impression of that four-eyed girl?
Uh-uh, not at all!
What the hell?
So you went over to help her, but what were you gonna do?
Would you have been able to beat two thugs?
Of course! I would've fired off my knuckle punch!
I've never seen you fire off a knuckle punch even once!
Bossun, were those two wearing Tachikawa High School uniforms?
Huh? Yeah.
Tachikawa High School
What up, Daisey?
Having trouble getting the lid off the jar?
Tsubaki, open it for her.
Huh? Sure.
I'm fine.
What are you saying?
It's no sweat, I'll do it.
I may not look like it, but I have confidence in my arm strength.
After all, I've trained in karate, boxing, and other martial arts...
You know you'll look like a real loser if you can't open it now, Tsubaki-chan.
Go for it, Tsubaki-kun!
I should be able to get this lid off with one twist!
When I said "with one twist", I didn't mean it literally.
It might take two or...
Whatever! Just open it!
Daisey-chan doesn't often rely on other people, does she?
Like, if it had been Mimorin, she'd have said,
"Tsubaki-kun, I can't get this lid off", right?
True. Although at a time like that, maybe it would've been better
to put a cloth over the lid and then try turning it.
No, that's not what we're talking about.
It's just... If I can do something, I'll do it myself.
If I can't do it, then I won't bother. That's all.
Well, people can't survive like that.
Listen, human beings need...
Shut up, sewer insect.
Insect?! I'm an insect?
What'll you do if you ever get in real trouble?!
Then I'll just have to deal with it.
I won't trouble anyone.
I...
I'll help you!
Even if you don't ask me!
If you ever get into that kind of situation...
If a friend of mine is in trouble, I'll help them!
Shut up.
Tsubaki-kun, you can say that because you're a man and you've got arm strength.
You're saying weak girls should depend on other people.
That's not what I'm saying!
Physically strong or not, it doesn't matter! If the feeling to help is there...
No, you've solved plenty of things with your strength, Tsubaki-kun.
Oh... But it's true, Tsubaki will make this cute face, then throw a punch...
Wha... You too, President?!
It's uncivilized.
He's quick to say, "Fool!" and stuff, but he's a roughneck himself.
Q-Quiet!
Do you know a girl with a ponytail in the Student Council?
Her name's Yamada Catherine Hanako.
Yamada Catherine Hanako...?
Asahina-san?!
Shimada-san...
Here...
Just before, two shady characters in front of the school gate told me
to give this to the girl with a ponytail in Student Council.
Thank you for going to the trouble.
To Yamada Cathrine Hanako,
Hey, bitch!! If you don't come alone to the old factory after school, we're gonna wreck Kaimei! You better show up! Moron!
Hmph. Vulgar men.
Say, Asahina-san.
They're juvenile delinquents from Tachikawa High, aren't they?
Will you be okay?
Thank you. But say nothing of this to anyone.
I was the one who caused this problem, so I'll take care of it myself.
Wait, Asahina-san!
Don't worry.
What we were talking about before...
What?
About Asahina-san.
Man, you got too much free time.
It was just a strong-willed four-eyed girl
tellin' me to stay out of her business.
I haven't heard many good things coming out of Tachikawa High.
Especially recently,
there seems to be a boss who controls the Tachi High delinquents.
His name is Yabuta.
And he apparently becomes easily enraged.
Admirable.
You actually came here alone.
Seems like you made some trouble for a couple of my knuckleheads...
But I heard you were kinda cute...
Come closer.
I refuse.
You've got grit. I like that.
You're seriously my type.
W-What the hell?!
Sorry 'bout that.
This fine woman's got me all worked up.
Hey, you suddenly attack?
You moved your head to dodge my direct lip attack, huh?
That's cute!
I like you. Become my woman!
DOS.
( Dobu de Oborete Shine ) Drown in a sewer and die!
Tsubaki-kun...
You need to talk to me?
Yeah.
Asahina-san will probably get mad at me for this,
but I thought I had better tell you about it, Tsubaki-kun...
It's about Asahina?
Tsubaki-kun, you are a tactful person, right?!
T-Tactful?!
Something stinks. Himeko, did you fart?
What the hell...?!
Of course!
Then I'll tell you...
Tsubaki-kun, do you know Tachi High?
Yeah...
Actually, it happened yesterday...
Well, today was just getting to know you.
It ain't gonna work out if I'm too pushy right away and you end up hating me.
But remember this.
Sooner or later, you're gonna be my woman.
I always make sure things go my way.
Got it? If you resist me, peaceful Kaimei...
...will become our playground.
Alright, woman. Get your cell phone out.
You're gonna give me your personal information.
Oh, don't get feisty now.
You understand the situation, right?
If you're not careful, I'll do more than give you a kiss today.
Oh, I know this series.
Moimoi, right?
Or wait, is it Munmun?
Alright. Sorry, but I'm takin' this.
Don't you dare! That's mine! Give it back!
Don't be like that.
My other woman is into this.
You understand, don't you, Asahina Kikuno?
Now, I've got an appointment to meet up with another woman,
so I can't play no more with you today,
but I'll call you to come out again soon.
An' I'll do somethin' to you that's a lot better than a kiss.
Huh? Tsubaki-chan, you're late.
Asahina, I need a word with you.
I told Shimada-san not to say anything...
Shimada-san was worried about you...
I-Is it true he kissed you?
You're asking me straight out, huh?
You've got no tact, Tsubaki-kun.
Hmph. It's not like he stole a kiss on the lips.
It was no worse than getting bitten by a stray dog.
It's just...
I'm furious that he stole Munmun.
Asahina, why won't you turn to us for help?
Because it has nothing to do with you.
Oh yes, it does! We're friends, aren't we?!
It's normal to want to help out a friend when they're mixed up in trouble!
Do you disagree?!
For example, if a bad guy was menacing Unyuu, what would you do?!
I would beat the crap out of him!
It's the same thing!
I'm gonna beat the crap out of that Yabuta, the guy who hurt you!
I figured you would say that, Tsubaki-kun.
So you're going to brawl with the Tachi High delinquents for my sake?!
Don't make me laugh!
Having someone else get hurt because of me would really hurt...
I appreciate your feelings. Thank you.
I'm glad I joined Student Council.
I want to hit that guy... and help my friend...
No, that's not it.
I just can't take it when a friend gets hurt!
I won't take it lying down!
Alright!
Droopy-droopy-droopy-droopy...
Who is it?
Huh? Tsubaki!
Unusual for you to come all the way to the club room...
This is just a hypothetical situation...
I see...
In other words, your friend doesn't want you
to solve the problem through violence, huh?
Right...
In the first place,
she's the type of person who doesn't want to make trouble for others.
But I think Asahi...
I mean, I think she's just not good at letting other people help her.
Again, this is all just hypothetical...
But what would you do if a friend... a dear friend was hurt by somebody?
If it were me...
I would use the barest minimum force necessary to satisfy me...
...and sock 'im on the jaw!
The same!
Got it. Thanks!
Wait, Tsubaki!
You need backup?
No thanks. I'm going alone.
Suit yourself. Then get goin'.
We're back! Bossun, we bought roast sweet potatoes!
I get the biggest one here!
Isn't that too big for you?
Here.
It's hot, so eat it carefully.
Right...
That is hot...
Mmm. This is really somethin'...
Yeah.
Really something...
Sket Dance!
Sket Dance.
What's this?
You're from Kaimei, huh?
Did you know this is a Tachi High hangout?
I came because I knew it.
I'm a friend of Asahina Kikuno.
For real?! What, is he that girl's boyfriend?!
That's a riot! He came alone.
That takes a lot of balls.
Let's beat him down!
Relax, fools. I won't lay a hand on you.
What the hell's this guy talkin' about?!
I'm going to use just one fist.
I came here to deliver only one punch.
Which one of you is Yabuta?!
Oh, my. An interesting guy's payin' us a visit.
And he's hot under the collar, too...
So you're Yabuta? Asahina told me about you.
Asahina? Oh, right, the one with the glasses.
What are you, her man?
No, but I'm her friend.
Friend?
Friend, huh? And you got pissed off enough to come here. So?
What do you want me to do, apologize?
Sure. "I'm soooo sorry." There you go.
Now what?
I didn't come because I wanted you to apologize.
An apology from you wouldn't heal the wound you inflicted on Asahina.
And I don't mean to get revenge for her.
I've come to settle my own score.
So I don't know whether what I'm doing is right or wrong.
In fact... this is probably a mistake...
Either way, I'm going to punch you!
Nice! I like the way you get ticked off.
Okay, got it.
You came all the way here, so I'll agree to fight you one-on-one...
...but that's only if you can make it over here.
I'm ready and willing to throw down with you,
but I have a feelin' these guys are gonna get in the way.
Hey, listen up, you punks.
You better keep your hands off of him.
You hear me? That's an order!
Like pushing, right? We can't push!
Right! We'll keep our hands to ourselves.
But our feet are another matter...
Like I said before,
I have no intention of hitting people who have nothing to do with this.
If possible, I don't want to escalate this matter.
My only opponent here is you, Yabuta!
Come on, after you crash our party all by yourself?
That's a little too much to expect.
If you don't want things to get complicated, you should let it go.
I can't.
Asahina didn't want me to solve this with violence.
But I can't see any other way of settling this than hitting you.
I know there's a contradiction.
What are you blabbering about? I don't need the song and dance.
Bring it on.
I'll be right there, fool!
What a great view!
It's nice to kick back and watch a fired-up, misguided dumbass
get the stuffing kicked out of him!
Idiot! Doing this for your friend's sake!
People like that are this world's biggest losers!
That face is startin' to swell up like a balloon!
What's wrong, Saaya?
Oh, nothing big. Um, Asahina-san...
Could I talk to you for a minute?
I'm about to pass out...
Maybe this was a little reckless after all...
But for me, there really wasn't any other way...
Ow!
What's wrong?!
Hey, somethin's flyin' at us!
What the hell is this?! Rubber bullets?!
It's comin' from over there!
Sket Sentai Emergency Rangers...
...is here!
W-What the...?!
Who the hell are you?
It looks like you're in a spot of trouble, young man. But we'll back you up!
They even disguised themselves... Why did you come here, Sket-dan?
Wh-Who the hell are they?
A deer? There's a deer and an afro!
We're Sentai heroes who just happened to be passing by!
There ain't no heroes like that!
And don't pass by here!
What is this, Fujisaki?
What are you trying to do?
Fujisaki? I don't know who that is.
My name is Deerhead!
Enough! Cut it out with the lousy acting!
I don't recall asking for any help.
Isn't that what your friend said?
Young man... or rather, Eyelashes Boy...
Who's Eyelashes Boy?!
Your target is just that one man, isn't it?
In that case, leave the small fry to us. We'll clear the way for you.
Hey, who the hell are you callin' small fry?!
You people are from Kaimei too, ain't you?!
We'll crush all of ya's!
Captain Deer, it is okay for me to get violent today, right?
Yeah... to your heart's content!
She's the only one who really needs to be here...
Eat net, small fry!
All done, Captain Deer.
Over here, too, Captain Ditz.
Who's Captain Ditz?!
Alright, Eyelashes Boy. The path is cleared.
Didn't ask you to horn in...
Ow... They hurt me pretty badly...
Maybe I'll take two shots...
Are you ready, fool?
I've got nothin' to worry about.
There's no way I'm gonna lose if it's one-on-one!
And besides, didn't you say you were gonna take only one punch?
Yeah, that's right.
Are you an idiot?!
Do you realize the situation you're in?!
My underlings did a real number on you!
You're beat up pretty bad.
I want to ask you one thing.
Don't you think anything about your friends getting hurt?
Friends? Don't give me that crap!
And what's that about gettin' hurt?!
They became punching bags 'cause they're weak!
Listen, I only consider people who are useful to me as "friends".
And then I use 'em.
My friends did a pretty good job today, huh? As shields...
I know there's no point in asking this...
...but you don't feel like apologizing to Asahina?
Apologize?!
You still don't get the situation you're in.
Of course I'm not gonna apologize!
I've used this fist to gain "friends".
One punch and it's all over!
How many punches 'til it's over, you say?
Wha...?!
Make an ass outta me...?!
Is it all over now?
W-Who the hell is this guy?!
So you rose to the top with that fist?
No wonder it's just the top of a house of cards...
Alright... Now it's my turn.
Go, Tsubaki.
Just one punch...
Tsubaki Explosion!
What...?
Explosion...? Wait...
Don't you ever lay a finger on any Kaimei students again, fools.
Are we leaving, Eyelashes Boy?
How long are you gonna keep that mask on?!
You've taken a beating... What's the meaning of this?!
This is why I didn't want to tell you about it.
You got hurt because of me, Tsubaki-kun...
Because of me...
I understand what you're saying, Asahina-san.
I didn't want to rely on anyone else either, but went out on my own.
As a result, though, I made people worry about me,
and they helped me in the end anyway.
I think trying to do something on your own is the easiest way.
But is that really the right way?
I don't know.
What should I have actually done?
To be sure, what I did wasn't right.
But I just...
I just couldn't let someone get away with hurting my friend!
Are you going to be okay?
This is no worse than getting bitten by a stray dog.
Asahina-san...
Well, for now, problem solved, right?
Shut up.
My eyes!
Bro, what happened to you?
Nothin'! I just got bitten by some stray dog.
Mama! You gotta see Bro!
He says he was bitten by a stray dog!
Call the doctor's office right away!
You can't get near stray dogs! They're dangerous!
Is Bro gonna die?! What do we do if he dies?!
He's not going to die...
Actually...
Really, where did you get beat up?
Th-This is nothing. A stray dog bit me.
That's not nothing!
Oh dear, that's dangerous. We'll have to warn the students to be careful.
Look, Mimorin bought your story!
What?
I can't get the lid off. I want you to take it off for me.
Of course.
Thank you.
I've been keeping this chocolate in reserve. We each get one.
Gochiva chocolate! Thank you!
Thank you, Daisey-chan!
No fair! Only Tsubaki-chan gets two pieces!
This is my way of saying thanks.
Thanks?
For opening the jar.
Then I should've opened it...
Shut up.